butts4ever:

i’ve done it

i’ve finally found the one picture that completely describes my entire life 

(Source: punk-)

missdimanson:

jasmine-blu:

i would die

Holy shit

i need this

(Source: lipstick-fashion)

lulz-time:

 

me: hey can you pick me up from my friends house?
mum: k wat tym shud i pik u up x

 

omg my mum texts like this too!

(Source: pisceo)

mrbagel:

scumbag blanky :(

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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retrogasm:

Can’t touch this…

(Source: llamaloveszombie)

lulz-time:

oh my god

THATS IT. EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THE BEST TWEET IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER HAS BEEN TWEETED.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: andy-coop)

• smile
• wink
• use cheesy pick up lines
• gently stroke cheek
• slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
• drag to car

(Source: partycrocanthem)